Samsung’s Swan Song
Yesterday, your pet/baby/inanimate object could read your post. Today, they can write back. Write a post from their point of view (or just pick any non-verbal creature/object)- Daily Prompt
I asked you to get me cyber fame,
But you went on to denigrate my name;
Thought I wouldn’t read your blog?
Idiocy, your brain must clog,
Literate for a day, I read all you had to say.
Through your misuse, I am now battered,
My cell heart is now nearly shattered;
Take better care of me to have the charge last longer,
Or, get me a heart transplant with a battery stronger;
It won’t be free, you’ll need to dish out some cash.
I know you don’t have much left in your wallet,
It complains when we sit, squashed in your pocket;
About your phone credit, please stop moaning,
Use it wisely, and talk less when roaming;
And for chats with your neighbour, can’t you just walk next door?
Beautiful models would certainly entice you,
But bring one home and you’ll soon rue;
Their touch screens won’t like your rough finger stroke,
Texting won’t be easy, the way you poke,
And to use all their apps, you’ won’t have a clue.
You are better off with me if you keep me happy,
Stop dropping me on the hard floor, handle me gently;
Don’t sit on me or sleep on me, recharge and keep my energy high;
With a good clean, I would even be pleasing to the eye
And I do hope this is not the swan song of this Samsung!