The Quirky Life of P

Humor and satire revolving around Mr P- a fictional mix of an avatar of Mr Bean and the veritable Bertram Wooster of Wodehouse fame.

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Prince in Waiting

Next in Line: A second #RoyalBaby will soon be joining the Windsors in England. Given the choice, would you rather be heir to the throne, or the (probably) off-the-hook sibling?-Daily Prompt


P pondered on the above and made his mind………………

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A prince in waiting I wouldn’t mind being;

For heaven’s sake, never make me a King:

I’d shiver in my shoes and drop down dead

Before I could say “Off with his head!”New Picture (4)

Whether heir to the throne, or next in line,

I would think, both are equally fine

As long as a crown doesn’t spoil my hair style

Nor a witch turns me into a frog in her rile!New Picture (3)


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